I once saw a video of a lady march up to a Canadian Goose, grab that little honking menace by his neck without any hesitation and toss him out of her way. Don't get me wrong, I love the cobra chicken and don't want harm to come to them. But at the same time, those guys are mean and I was a little impressed.

Either way, you can share with the world that if you mess with the Canadian Goose, you mess with me carrying this stellar Canvas Tote Bag.